I am almost 26. I have had a total of...*whispering to self* 1....2...3...FIVE...five serious boyfriends. (this does not count guys who i dated for MONTHS..these are guys I was either engaged to or dated for longer than a year) And today I noticed something peculiar about each relationship.
today I noticed that at the beginning of each new serious relationship I always buy a new bottle of Lube. yes. LUUUUBE. sex lube. What's even funnier to me is that the sex lube lasts about as long as the relationship does.
Now, I'm not sitting here reading into the significance of my preferred sex lubes and the influence they have on my relationships. I'm simply just noting that 1) sex lube is an inexpensive investment for at least 2 years worth of fun and 2) why the eff cant I be in a relationship that is 2 bottles of sex-lube worthy??! Honestly?! I sincerely look forward to the day when I can look at my special someone and say "hey. we just ran out of Astro-glide. Shall we try KY Intense?"
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